Meet the Humans
Come visit Dan at the shop! DO NOT throw up outside the shop.
Leonardo is his favorite Turtle. Do with that what you will.
Dan is your spirit animal.
Doctor of Everything
Becky is smarter than you. Becky is nerdier than you.
Melter of Faces
Jerr doesn't want to hear your shit. Get the fuck out of here.
Greg is smart. Greg is funny. Greg is hungry. Give Greg all of your food.
Occasionally cooks for Rick Sebak
Best arms in Pittsburgh, one year running.